They say that a good companion to any road becomes two times shorter. Perhaps because it is, I do not know, but that’s what I’m pretty sure with unnecessary companions – the road will be longer than half, if not more.
Most recently, take a «pinja-limo” and asking me to take him to the address, which, incidentally, was in a ten-minute meal, I had to experience all the joys of carriage so amateur limo.
Less than a minute, as I sat in the car, but she had already stopped. No, it’s not because we arrived at the place. Just, you know, the driver saw another voter, who also decided to pick up.
Understand me, I – not selfish, and I’m not sorry to move on the seat, giving it to another passenger. But the limo because of a limo, that in contrast to public transport, it should not slow down at all stops, collecting all the afflicted.
In the meantime, while I mentally pondered the action «pinja-limo”, the machine anywhere and is not intended to go, standing on the spot. It turns out that man, tormoznuvshy limo, handed his wife, which was supposed to leave the store. We waited for her very long, about five minutes, but, as in the song “and five minutes to do a lot.”
Finally, limo budge and we, oh, a miracle, go ahead! My joy was short-lived: it appeared that the driver had decided in the first place, and bring home the married couple, because he was so comfortable, would otherwise have to do, he said, a big “hook”.
And here too, excuse me, what is called “burst”: I hit the limo driver with a whole lecture on what is generally just what I first got into the limo, and moreover, that we have not agreed on the “selection “new passengers, but really, the more it will be fair if it was me at first delivered to the destination.
In response, the driver smiled sweetly and said something about “the nerve Muscovites, who constantly cry and clamor, and offered a little patience.
Realizing that all discussion ended, I became silent. Silent, even when on the road to the house of fellow travelers, we were in traffic jams, resulting in up to destination, I is not got ten minutes, as expected, but almost one hour!
Silent and when calculated with a driver: to prove something to him was useless.
But silent all the time – is not an option, which is why I described this incident which finally convinced me personally: to deal with «pinja-limo» can only people with very strong nerves and plenty of free time. And I advise everyone else to go on a normal, civilized limo. Here with me – on the way!